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Friday, April 1, 2011

‘Documentary’ on ‘reproductive techniques’

Local company awarded contract to produce pornography under documentary licence.

By Alp Foloir, Guest Writer

PETALING JAYA: Barisan Nasional’s successful effort to permit the screening of the sex video purportedly showing Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim in flagrante delicto, saw many politicians queuing patiently for their free viewing in luxurious surroundings, without police interference.

A politician had also announced that the sex video was not pornographic.

The politician, had allegedly said: “I want to see for myself to see whether my eyesight is good or not, and I wanted to see whether my mind is working; whether my senses are all right.

“I wanted to see if I was satisfied with what I saw; only then I can give my opinion. If I do not see, how can I talk? It is impossible. I do not want to talk rubbish, I want to see to form an opinion.”

He also dismissed the suggestions he was doing something wrong but felt that probably it was more of an offence for a top leader to do such an act on tape.

He said, “That is not pornography, it is a documentary. To me, this is not an offence, I was curious so I wanted to take a look.”

Ever since the politician’s remarks compared documentaries favourably with pornography, many companies have approached the Ministry of Communication and Culture to produce local ‘documentaries’ based on the cathouses of Kuala Lumpur.

Unsurprisingly, the ministry has approved the permit as they believed the film will be based on the wild cats like tigers and leopards of the country.

One film producer simply told the ministry officials that his film on the cathouses would be similar to the National Geographic series, the Wild Cats of the Jungle.

He said he would concentrate principally on reproductive techniques. The man from the ministry was impressed as he knew this would be good for animal conservation and Malaysia would have a good reputation for protecting animals.

Many politicians, will doubtless be looking forward to the premiere of this film.

Alp Foloir only writes once a year. - FMT

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